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People Disgust Me.

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Warning: Dead End Ahead...

Posted by Mystification Jun. 13, 2009 @ 3:46 PM EDT

RE; member kids, don not do ze drugs. Zee is Baed four shore hell Thor.

The Following Announcement is Provided By: Muslims, and Viewers like you.

Government:

Communism: You have two Cows, the Government owns your cows.

Dictatorship: You have two Cows, the Government takes your Cows away.

Anarchy: You have two Cows, someone kills one Cow and someone else steals the other Cow.

Democracy: You have two Cows, you keep your Cows.

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